Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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