Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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