Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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