if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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