So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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