you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
is that a dick in a sweater?
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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