So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
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