Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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