Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Sorry about my life...
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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