yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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