You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Girls should come with a carfax report
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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