Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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