Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I need to sanitize my soul.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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