Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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