So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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