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She can rap better than you any day
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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