Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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