My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
She announced her abortion via fbk
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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