He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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