she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
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