it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
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