remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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