mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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