you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
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