we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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