We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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