did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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