it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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