In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
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