To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
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