My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Randomize
