new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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