I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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