So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
3 2 1 whiskey
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
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