Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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