I heard we made out
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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