Sry I called you an 8
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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