i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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