Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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