rhymes with "ouble enetration"
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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