i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
ttyl tear gas
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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