im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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