What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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