12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
