Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Randomize
