Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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