Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
pop tarts are not kleenex
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
we're making bets on your personal life
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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