You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
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