Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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