I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Randomize
