everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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