Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
dude. I can hear the air.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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