id be glad to
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
You have to summon your inner elephant
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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