I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Will exercising make me less horny?
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