Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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