There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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