yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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