I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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